Juliette: "How does a fish walk?"
Me: "A fish doesn't walk! That's silly!"
J: "Maa-aaa! I'm trying to make a joke!" she reprimands.
Me: "Oh. I'm sorry. How does a fish walk?"
J: "Bare foot!" Giggles. "How does a fish walk?"
Me: "I don't know. How does a fish walk?"
J: "You have to put shoes on!" More giggles. "How does a fish walk?" she asks again.
Me: "I don't know Juliette. How?"
J: thinks for a minute... "Underpants!" She and Cosette giggle hysterically.
Cosette: "Mommy, what if I put a fish on the table?"
Me: "I don't know. What if you put a fish on the table?"
C: "You have to give it dinner!" Laughs.
J: laughing "Cosette, I'm laughing!"
C: "You have to give it dinner!"
J: "Underpants!"
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